5 ‘NOPE’ Parkour Locations

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If you are an athletic adrenaline junkie, chances are you’ve tried parkour at a local park or shopping mall. Parkour can be a fun way to test the limits of your acrobatic abilities, as you and your friends leap, climb and flip from one end of the city to the other. It is a thrilling activity that can be done just about anywhere you find obstacles that need to be vaulted or climbed. There are, however, a few places we recommend you stay away from in your parkour adventures.

 

Zoos

Parkour is good fun. So are zoos. Somehow, the two just don’t go together. You’ll start off having a blast, hopping over life-size statues of gorillas, only to find yourself falling into an enclosure, taking a photo-op with the next Harambe. Even if you survive, people will only remember you as the guy who got an endangered animal killed. Trust me, it’s not worth it, not even for the memes.

 

Junkyards

Do I need to explain this one? Oh wait, you’re an adrenaline junkie. I probably do. If you don’t cut yourself on rusty metal or broken glass, you might have difficulty escaping over the barbed-wire fence. And being faster than your friends won’t help if there is a large pack of junkyard dogs chasing you.

 

Bridges


Bridges are nice for driving over, but they are not so friendly for parkour. The few obstacles bridges offer are cars and the side rails that exist to keep you from falling to your death. We both know you would rather not die, because living allows you to keep doing parkour.

 

Waterfalls

Majestic waterfalls are beautiful to behold, thrilling to explore, and dangerous to parkour. Whether you are at the top or the bottom makes no difference: the top offers a steep fall (that probably has sharp rocks at the bottom) and the bottom is going to be slippery due to moss and mist. Don’t turn your skull into an omelet. Stay where the footing is dry.

 

Private Property

You know what I’m talking about: that place with bright “NO TRESPASSING” signs. It might look like a place made for some savage parkour, but trust me on this one when I say it’s not worth it. You don’t want to find out the hard way if they own a gun or a dangerous animal. Or both.

Hopefully these 5 ‘Nope’ Parkour Locations guide your adventures and help you avoid some spots that will only end your days of practicing sick parkour tricks.

 

References

https://game-solver.com/dumb-ways-to-die-2-walkthrough/dumb-ways-to-die-2-adrenaland-zoo-parkour/

https://www.daveabels.com/bridge-collapse-accidents.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2220601/Heart-stopping-moment-man-plunges-cliff-edge-gymnastic-stunt-goes-horribly-wrong-caught-film.html

 

Go in Blind: 4 Tips for Meeting New Roomates

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A brand-new year often means a brand-new roommate. Whether it’s your first year or your last, the experience can be a little exciting and a little nerve-wracking, especially if you don’t have your own room. Sooth those butterflies in your stomach, calm your nerves, and get prepared for a successful meet and greet with these four tips for meeting new roommates.

Do Your Research

Social media is a great way to find out more about your prospective roommate. Usually, you’ll receive your roommate’s name and contact information before you get to the dorm. Take some time to do your research and check out his or her posts, pics, and statuses. If you really want to get to know your roommate, you can use a website like CheckPeople.com to find out more about them. You should be able to discover what activities they like, what they plan to study, and what their current room decor looks like. Make sure to send a message to your new roomie and start the process of getting to know each other.

Ask Questions

Asking questions is the best way to find out about your new roommate. It may seem like a simple tip, but in the heat of the excitement, people often just start talking non-stop. Avoid “yes or no” questions. Open ended questions like “what is your favorite weekend activity?” to give your new roomie an opportunity to open up and talk about what they like. You can comment on their answers to your questions to develop a conversation. Careful: asking endless questions will make your roomie feel like they’re being interrogated!

Listen

Listening is often considered a lost skill because so few people do it effectively. After you ask a question, focus on what your roomie-to-be is saying. Try not to think about what you’re going to say next. Really stay in the moment and take in everything he or she is talking to you about. If you don’t completely understand, ask for clarification. When your roomie feels listened to, they feel valued, and that’s a great start to your relationship.

Smile, Smile, Smile

When it comes time to finally meet in person, remember to smile. Smiling indicates friendliness and will put your future roommate at ease. Smiling is almost always reciprocated which leads to a pleasant meeting. Along with smiling, keep your body language open and welcoming.

Meeting a new roommate is an exciting event in your life. Remember to do your research, ask questions and listen to the answers. Smile when you meet your roomie in real life, and above all, be yourself!

Balding? I’m Not Balding

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balding eagle

Like mighty Sampson, many people associate their hair with strength and confidence. It is one of the first things people see when they meet you. So, when the first follicles begin to fall, panic immediately sets in. Before you gather the hairs from the bathroom sink and begin a mournful vigil, take a breath. There is a ray of hope. Our innovative society has discovered great new ways to reclaim your hair. Here are a few tips to help you keep the balding look at bay.

Supplements & Ointments

While you may not be thrilled to take pills or saturate your scalp with gunk, there are supplements and products that can help stimulate hair growth. Vitamins A, C, D, and E all have properties necessary for cell reproduction. Biotin is also a popular B-vitamin that is known for hair growth. Fortunately, these aids are available at any pharmacy or hair supply store. Just remember to ask the cashier for a brown paper bag, if you want to be discreet with your purchase.

A More Hands-On Approach

Some people prefer to take a more direct approach. Although images of Ricky Ricardo vibrating under an electric hair stimulator may spring to mind, there are more practical ways to restore a fuller look. Hair building fibers, for example, are a great way to restore a fuller look. These fibers intertwine with your existing strands, so they are resistant to wind and rain. They are also easy to apply and made of natural-colored keratin protein.

Surgical Options

The idea of using a doctor to bring life back to your hairline sounds like something from a bad Star Trek episode. However, modern medicine has made this very possible. In a procedure commonly known as hair plugs, specialized doctors can implant strands of hair directly into areas of the scalp that are becoming bare. As with any surgical treatment, there are risks of rejection and infection. Of course, this is a more long-term solution than a toupee.


For many years, the first line of defense for a hair loss was solid denial. It was the unmentioned elephant in the room, which also happened to be sitting on top of someone’s head. Thankfully, those days are over. You may never regain the glorious mane of your youth, but, at least, you can put up a good fight. Among these options, you may find what you need to hold your head up high, and not worry about catching the light.

Your Family Needs You, So Work Safely

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You DO Have Benefits When Working

Whether you realize it or not, you have some the benefits of protection available to you which you earn by working. You may be working extremely hard in an occupation such as construction where you are paid hourly, paid in cash, or paid by the day, and this makes you think you have no benefits. WRONG.

Actually there are laws that protect you as a worker and this becomes critical if you are injured while working. It is therefore absolutely critical that you talk to an attorney if you sustain a personal injury while at work. Attorneys are trained, licensed and qualified to know the laws you probably don’t understand and they work to secure the benefits and protections you deserve, particularly if you are injured while working.

If You Are a Provider to Your Family

You work hard to provide for your family and if something happens to you at work leaving you unable to continue to provide, you have to talk to an attorney especially if you have sustained a personal injury while at work. Many working people are afraid they will get in trouble if they report an injury, or lose their job if they report an injury, or just hide an injury to be able to keep working. THIS IS WRONG. You are protected from these situations but you may not really understand your rights unless you talk to an attorney if you sustain a personal injury while at work.

Injuries don’t have to be major or catastrophic, and only a trained attorney can help you understand if you have actually sustained an injury at work or not. Injuries can range from hitting your thumb with a hammer to dropping a box on your foot, straining your back, or even psychological injuries you are so used to that you never stopped to realize you have actually been injured. Again, you may not know until you talk to an attorney. You work hard to provide, and you may be leaving much of you’ve earned to your employer or someone else if you don’t take the time to talk to an attorney if you suspect you have been injured.

What Your Boss May Not Tell You

The person or company you work for may not even be fully aware of the law and your rights when you’re injured, so often you will never hear about your rights or what is available to you. That is why you owe it to yourself and to the people you work so hard to provide for and take the extra step to talk to an attorney if you sustain a personal injury while at work.

If you don’t take that step to talk to an attorney, you may not be providing all that you can and all that you’ve already earned by working as you do. An attorney can make sure you are provided for medically, financially, legally, or in other ways that apply to your situation. Your boss may not know what you’re entitled to, or you may work for someone that does know but just won’t tell you, so you owe it to yourself to talk to an attorney if you sustain a personal injury while at work.

 

Dirty Carpet? 5 Ways to Clean It that Will Shock You

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One of the most common areas where dirt and stains are present in the home is on the carpet. Due to muddy shoes or red wine that spills, it’s common for the carpet to become grungy. When you want to clean the carpet and allow it to shine, there are a few ways to clean it that will shock you.

Apply Club Soda

Club soda is extremely effective in removing stains on the carpet when used effectively. Apply the soda on an old towel and blot it on an area where beer or wine stains are present. It can also be mixed with white vinegar and sprayed onto the stain before allowing it to soak for 15 minutes.

Use Essential Oils

Essential oils are a natural and safe product to use to remove stains on the carpet. doTERRA products offer ingredients that will allow you to make a homemade carpet cleaner by using a mixture of lavender essential oil, salt, and white vinegar. The purifying properties of lavender oil will remove odors that are present in the carpet from the stains and will also cleanse and leave a good aroma in the carpet.

Apply Hydrogen Peroxide

Hydrogen peroxide is a household ingredient that is effective at removing blood that is on the carpet. You’ll need to loosen the dried blood with water and detergent. This makes it easy to remove with the hydrogen peroxide.

Use an Iron

Handheld irons are effective at removing wax that dry on the carpet due to candles that are often used in homes. Cover the wax with a towel before applying the iron to the area where the stain is present. Scraping off the remainder of the water with a dull knife will remove the rest of the wax.

Add Ice

Ice is an affordable and easy item to use to remove things like chewing gum.  These types of items stick in the carpet and become impossible to remove. Freeze the gum with the ice cubes for at least 30 seconds. Then lift it up with a spoon to take it off of the fibers of the carpet.

Your carpet may take a beating due to kids or pets that are in your home. However, you can make the floors look new again with the right products. By knowing unique ways to clean different types of stains, you’ll maintain the quality of the carpet for many years to come.

 

4 Tips to Safely Exercise Your Right to Assemble

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The First Amendment guarantees the right of people to assemble peaceably to petition the government to look into their grievances. The freedom to peaceably assemble involves the right of a person to peacefully gather, demonstrate opposition or support of public policy, and express their views. Let us highlight some of the ways you can exercise your right to assemble.

Obtain a Permit

One limitation of the right to assemble is that the government can restrict the time, place, and manner of a gathering. These restrictions can be in the form of requiring the concerned parties to obtain a permit for an assembly. When organizing a gathering, obtain a permit from your local police department. You will be required to provide information regarding the date, location, and time of the assembly.

Keep it Peaceful

When organizing a gathering, make sure you do it in a peaceful way. Your right to assemble does not take precedence over public safety. Law enforcement agencies are permitted to break up gatherings that pose a present and clear danger to members of the public. Assembling and protesting are very different from rioting, so make sure that you stay peaceful.

If members of your group do start to get out of hand, try to distance yourself and make sure the police are aware that you are not involved in the extremism. If you do encounter the police, do not resist. You have options for legal recourse that will be more productive if you use legal channels.

Be Mindful of Your Timing

Even though you have the freedom of assembly, law enforcement has the right to restrict the time of a gathering. For example, your gathering may be restricted if it is held during the weird hours of the morning when you are likely to wake others, or during rush hour when you are likely to disrupt the flow of traffic. Arrange for your assembly to take place during reasonable hours like in the early afternoon time, and when there is no significant public or private event happening near the venue of the gathering.

Choose Your Venue Wisely

The First Amendment offers legal protection to private property. However, you can still gather people on your private property but not on your neighbor’s compound against their wishes. If you gather a group of people in your own home, there is no need for a permit. In situations where there is a function set to happen on a privately-owned stadium, the law may restrict you from gathering at the site. When planning an assembly, ensure you gather at a convenient venue where you are not likely to clash with another group’s schedule or infringe on the right of an individual’s private property.

The right of assembly is provided for the in the First Amendment of the Constitution. However, for you to exercise this right, you need to be mindful of the restrictions attached to it. Ensure you obtain a permit from the authorities. It is also crucial that you do not entertain members with violent conduct. Most importantly choose the time and venue for the meeting wisely.

5 Ways to Reduce the Stress of Divorce

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A divorce is never an easy thing to go through. During this stressful time, you need to be able to keep your head on your work without getting overwhelmed by the stress of your divorce. Here are five ways you can reduce the stress of divorce.

Get Legal Help

Dealing with all the paperwork and legalities that come along with a divorce can be an overwhelming thing to do. Obtaining competent legal assistance can be a great way to reduce the stress of your divorce. An experienced divorce attorney will know exactly how to walk you through all of the paperwork that must be filed in the courts. Also, if your partner contests your divorce, you will need an attorney to help you when your divorce goes to court.

Stay Close to Friends and Family

Your friends and family will be very important when you are dealing with a divorce. When things become too hard to handle on your own, you can count on them to pick you up. Spending time with positive friends and family members will help you to keep a positive outlook on your current situation. Make sure that you are avoiding negative people during this time. It is important to only surround yourself with those who are going to help you feel better about the situation you are going through. Your friends and family can also be great when you need extra helping taking care of your home, your kids, or other responsibilities.

Focus on the Positive

During a divorce, it can be difficult to see any positive aspects of your life. However, buying a small notebook and writing down all the positive things in your life can really help. Try to find the good in every situation. Going through this divorce could be a great change in your life. if you are more positive than negative during this difficult time, you will end up being more successful and feeling happier overall.

Keep a Routine

With so many other things changing in your life, it is important to keep a routine as much as you can. Continue to go to work, engage in your hobbies, and spend time with your friends. Not only is this going to help you keep a sense of normalcy about your life, but it will also help distract you from all the stress coming from the divorce. Staying busy is key when it comes to getting through a divorce. When you have too much downtime, you think too much. Keep your mind focused and busy. This will help you stay much more positive and less stressed.

Join a Support Group

There are many divorce support groups available for those who are dealing with the same emotions as you. This can be a great way to talk about what has been the hardest for you. Just talking to others who know what you are going through can make all of the difference. Look online to find support groups in your area. You will find that attending these groups will be very good for you during this divorce.

While a divorce may seem like one of the most difficult things you will have to endure in your life, there are lessons to be learned from this time. Remember that this won’t last forever and that you will be able to continue with life and build new relationships with people that you care about.

Family First; 5 Ways to Keep Your Loved Ones Safe

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Your family means the world to you, but you can’t be with them every moment of everyday. Modern technology has opened doors and created the possibility to connect with anyone in the world at any given moment. Smart devices go far beyond a mobile phone. These devices are everywhere. They’re in our alarm systems, our thermostats, our pressure cookers and even our toothbrushes. There is so much technology at our fingertips, and it can be used to keep our loved ones safe.

Install an Alarm System or Video Cameras In Your Home

Gone are the days were your best defense against intruders was a security system that rang out loudly when triggered. You can now take your family’s security into your own hands. Help your family feel safe with an alarm system. There are internet enabled alarm systems and cameras that allow you to constantly monitor your home and keep your family safe. You can use a wide range of cameras. Anything from your old smartphone to an expensive webcam will work with most security set-ups.

Install Electronic Doorbells

To further enhance your family’s security, consider installing an electronic doorbell. Electronic or “smart” doorbells work similarly to security cameras. A small camera is located within the doorbell unit. This camera is used to provide two-way audio and one-way video. You can see everything that happens in front of your door, and you’ll be able to talk to anyone who walks up to your door.

Use Family Location Apps To Monitor The Location Of Your Family Members

Using a smartphone app, you can keep up with where your loved ones are. These apps show location information for the people in your approved network. You’ll be able to monitor where your children are, and get notifications for when they’ve arrived to or left a certain location.

Use Messaging Apps To Communicate With Your Loved Ones

Choosing a messaging app that everyone in your family can use is a great way to stay connected. There are several apps that offer text, audio and video conversations. Some of the apps may be available when you first purchase a smartphone. Other apps may require a download from the app store.

Use A Password Manager to Protect Your Sensitive Data

Keeping your online information safe is just as important as keeping your home safe. Use a password manager to help you generate and store strong passwords for your sensitive data.

Keeping your family safe is now easier than ever. With the use of an alarm system, a few video cameras and some smartphones, you can protect the people you love from anywhere in the world.

 

5 Tips for Appearing Confident in the Face of a Stressful Situation

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Stress is something that goes along with almost every job, and it’s always important that you know how to properly handle stressful situations in order to be truly successful. Unfortunately, stress can make even the best of us suffer from the occasional lack of confidence, which has the potential to have damaging consequences for the way that your co-workers, employers and clients see you. For this reason, it is essential that you know how to continue to appear confident in the face of stress.

Keep a Positive Outlook

Being overly negative and hard on yourself or others is a tell-tale sign of stress and often indicates a lack of confidence. The last thing you’ll want to do in a stressful situation is let those around you know how much the stress is getting to you. This means that even if you’re feeling overly pessimistic and negative on the inside, you’ll want to try your best to not let your outward demeanor reflect your inner worries and emotions.

Even if you’re unsure about what you’re doing or not fully confident in your own abilities, trying to stay positive throughout a stressful situation will help to hide those inner thoughts. In this way, you’ll be able to appear more confident and give those around you a sense that you know exactly what you doing even if you really have no idea.

Use Humor to Lighten the Mood

Humor can be one of the most effective weapons for lightening the mood. However, cracking the occasional joke does much more than simply helping to at least temporarily take the focus off of a stressful situation. Studies have shown that laughter causes the body to release certain chemicals that help to calm you down and alleviate stress and anxiety. Furthermore, laughing and making jokes in the face of a stressful situation also makes it seem like you’re fully calm and in control of the situation. Even if this isn’t the case and you’re actually terrified, humor can still be one of the best tools for giving you an outward appearance of confidence.

Don’t Sweat the Situation (Literally)

Everyone knows how much the body can start to sweat when faced with stress, which means that sweating excessively is a sure sign that you’re letting the stress get to you. For this reason, it’s important to do whatever you can to make sure that you don’t start sweating through your shirt or getting giant pit stains. Unfortunately, even if you are actually confident despite the stressful situation, excessive sweating will still make those around you’re suffering from a lack of confidence.

For some people, antiperspirants are usually enough to prevent the problem of excessive sweating. However, if this still isn’t enough for you, you might want to consider wearing some type of undershirt designed to wick sweat and moisture away from the body. Products like UnderFit will not only help to prevent the sweat from soaking through your shirt, but they are also specially designed to be extra-breathable and thus help to keep your body temperature cooler. In this way, you can ensure that excessive sweating doesn’t make you appear less confident.

Be Mentally Prepared

One of the biggest keys to staying calm and confident under stress is to know how to deal with stressful situations in the first place. Breathing and relaxation exercises can both be helpful in quickly lowering your stress levels and thus increasing your confidence. Similarly, there are also numerous brain puzzles, games and training exercises that can help to improve your mental flexibility as well as your multi-tasking and problem-solving abilities. By taking the time to train your brain and learning methods to quickly decrease your stress levels, you’ll give yourself a far better chance of remaining confident whenever stress does strike.

Ask for Advice and Help

Lack of confidence and stress tend to do funny things to the way a person thinks and acts. While you would think a stressed-out, not confident person would be more prone to asking for help and advice, the opposite is usually true. Most people are too afraid to admit when they’re overwhelmed and stressed out, which means that they attempt to take everything on their own shoulders even if they have no idea what they’re doing.

The problem is that asking for help or admitting that you’re overwhelmed will be seen as a weakness. However, this couldn’t be further from the truth. By admitting that you’re overwhelmed and asking for help, you’ll actually make yourself seem more confident and more of a team player. No one can do everything, and there’s absolutely nothing wrong with asking for help when it’s needed. A truly self confident person knows the limits of their abilities and therefore knows when to ask for help.

Remaining calm and confident under stress is one of the things that separate successful business people from not so successful. In this sense, learning how to properly manage stress and not let it affect your confidence level is surely one of the best things you can do to ensure you have a bright future. It doesn’t really matter what method you use to boost your confidence. All that matters is that you appear confident and never let it show that the stress is getting to you.

 

The Internet’s Funniest Lawyer Jokes

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funny lawyer jokes

Lawyer jokes are nothing new. About 2,500 years ago, Aristophanes wrote The Wasp, a satirical play poking fun at the legal profession. [1] Since then, there has been no shortage of lawyer jokes – and no one knows and tells more lawyer jokes than a lawyer.

Good and Bad News From a Criminal Defense Lawyer

A criminal defense lawyer tells his client, “There’s good news and bad news. Which do you want first?”

The client replies, “Tell me the bad news first.”

“Well,” the lawyer answers, “The police report says your blood is a match for the DNA found at the murder scene.”

The client curses loudly and growls, “OK, so what’s the good news?”

“Congratulations!” the lawyer replied. “Your cholesterol has gone down to 140.” [2]

Billing Practices – The Doctor and the Lawyer

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party, but were constantly interrupted by people asking the doctor for free medical advice for their ailments. No one asked the lawyer for legal advice.

Eventually, the doctor turned to the lawyer and asked, “What have you done to prevent people from coming up to you to ask for free legal advice?” The lawyer had a quick answer, “I give them my legal opinion and then I send them a bill.”

The doctor decided it was worth trying. Even though he felt somewhat guilty, he prepared bills for all the people he’d given free medical advice to at the party. When the doctor carried the bills out to his mailbox, he opened it and found a bill from the lawyer.

Short and Not-So-Sweet

What do lawyers and nuclear bombs have in common?

As soon as one side gets one, the other side needs one too.

When they get started, you can’t call them back.

Once they’re done, everything is messed up forever.

How are lawyers and sperm the same?

Out of 3 million, one might become a human being.

What should you yell out if you see 20 lawyers parachuting from a plane?

Skeet!

Santa Claus, a leprechaun, a staggering drunk and an honest lawyer spot a hundred dollar bill while walking down the street. Who keeps the money?

The drunk, naturally. All the others are mythical creatures. [3]


People look at lawyers and politicians in much the same way. You might hate all the others, but you love your own. When a criminal defense lawyer is all that stands between you and prison, your lawyer is your new best friend.

To get in touch with a real lawyer, reach out to Khonsari Law Group.

 

References:

[1] Aristophanes – The Wasps

[2] Good News and Bad News

[3] Lawyer Humor