Newspaper watch: Emphasize your strengths

I thought this ad for a newspaper did a really great job at pointing out all the advantages that print media still has over digital. And, as Boing Boing points out, it’s not snarky at all, which helps.

If you’ve got to say it, say it with a smile

Crest’s campaign to encourage people to deliver their bad or awkward news with a toothy smile has landed it a prestigious advertising award in The Gunn Report (you have to buy the report, or I’d link to it).

Three of the Crest spots are here:

There are a ton more great ads on the oneshow.tv website, which provided the video.

(via So Sticky)

Twitter in real life

Oh that pesky character count! I run into it more just with standard cell phone texting, but this is still amusing:

Oh yeah, you can follow us on Twitter @absurdintellect.

Instant creative solutions to your advertising problems

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Jeff Anderson and Isaac Silvergate are the creative team behind the “Great Schlep” campaign that asked Jews to get their Florida relatives to cast an Obama vote.

Their website says that they’ve won “virtually every advertising award, including a Titanium Lion, D&AD Black Pencil, Grand Clio and 10 Gold One Show Pencils.”

They currently work at Aussie owned New York hot shop Droga5, but now they’re working for you — live!

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(via So Sticky)

Toshiba’s new, “innovative” ad was, shall we say “more than inspired” by an art project

I was absolutely enthralled when Amy showed me the latest Toshiba commercial, which features an ordinary-looking chair, hitched to a weather balloon and sent to the edge of space. Watch it below — and stay past the product ID for the heart-stopping finale:

I’ve watched it now easily a dozen times — and it never stops giving me a thrill at the sense of possibility that it embodies.

So much was I interested in it that I found and watched a “making of” video, too. Although a lot of blogs cite the facts given in the Toshiba press release (it reached 98,268 feet (about 18.6 miles), and hit -90 degrees, using eight cameras, weighing four pounds, it took 83 minutes to go up, and 24 minutes to come back down) there was some other interesting info in the making-of:

Wow — that rig fell for 24 minutes, reaching a speed of Mach 1, and they managed to get HD footage out of the wreckage? I’m guessing it was a solid-state flash drive.

I was seriously impressed.

Then I saw this — an art project by Simon Faithfull from 2004:

I’m not the first to notice the similarity. This site quotes a Toshiba marketing manager as saying that Faithfull was involved from the start as “absoutely part of the team.” But his answers get a little weaker when he’s asked how a “a company which prides itself on innovation align [can] its slogan with a project that is clearly a near copy of something done 5 years ago.” So how does he square it?

“We weren’t saying that the innovation was sending the balloon up. No one had done it in HD before and not as an advert before. We didn’t use a music sound track or any celebrity voices. That’s the innovation. The fact that we created it as an advert”.

Riiight. So taking a piece of art and re-creating it in high-def “as an advert” qualifies as innovation now?

I still love the ad. But now I’m mostly glad that they’ve introduced me to the work of Simon Faithfull. From an article in The Telegraph:

“I made my first Escape Vehicle back in 1996,” says Faithfull down the line from his home in Berlin. “It was a chair, fitted with rockets and designed to be a heroic failure. But I wasn’t prepared for how anticlimactic it was when the chair just turned upside down and exploded.” It’s like a Top Gear experiment as filmed by a desperate castaway. Even though you know the chair – looking so lonely against a wide, pink sunrise – will fail to leave our planet’s atmosphere (possibly even the ground) it’s hard to suppress that little flutter of irrational hope that perches in the soul.

Faithfull’s Escape Vehicle No 2 was, he says, “a truly pathetic object” – inspired by a Victorian plan for a flying machine. But by Escape Vehicle No 4 Faithfull’s ideas were really taking off. His boiler suit tethered to a hot-air balloon made of dustsheets “actually flew off, and disappeared!” he says. “Although it later came down on an elderly couple’s patio while they were taking tea in the garden.”

But it’s the 25-minute film of Escape Vehicle No 6 that sends the emotions on the giddiest trip. You watch, in horrified fascination, as a generic office chair rises 18 miles (over South East England) dangling from a weather balloon.

The sound of static is ritualistically punctuated by a bell-tolling noise (which is actually sending back a GPS signal) as the chair twitches vulnerably in an environment where there’s no oxygen and the temperature is minus 60 degrees. Suddenly there’s a violent spasm and a leg hurtles off into the void.

“At that point, the pressure has burst the balloon off camera,” Faithfull says, “and the chair is actually falling. Only you can’t tell because there are no reference points.” While captivating at its most basic, physical level, Faithfull’s work also speaks of the futility of human attempts to escape “the trivial, the mundane and the self”. And also of the beauty in the soul’s constant attempts to soar beyond “the forces of everyday reality”.

And that is so, SO much better than an ad.

Cutest thing you will see all day

And just in case you want some cute of your own, and you live in the Brandon area, there are a whole bunch of kitties and cats at the Brandon Humane Society that need a home.

Department of Redundancy Department, Acronym Edition

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I’ve long been annoyed when people use phrases like “PIN number” or “ATM machine.” Of course, PIN stands for “personal identification number” and ATM stands for “automated teller machine” so “PIN number” is the same as saying “personal identification number number” and “ATM machine” works out to be “automated teller machine machine.” It’s grating.

But I just realized that no one should be saying “scuba gear” either. Scuba, in case you didn’t know, is an acronym that means “self-contained underwater breathing apparatus” so “scuba gear” is redundant. It’d be like saying “… breathing apparatus gear.”

Now I want to compile a bigger list of acronym redundancies. What else is out there that can really grind my gears?

How to move a church

It is difficult to describe the surreality of some of the following video, in which ant-like humans scurry around and move a century-old church hundreds of miles across the US. The video is sped-up, and looks a little tilt-shifted — so the church looks like a big toy, and the workers are tiny.

The curious little boy inside me wishes that they had spent some time (even with the chorus) exploring things like cutting the church off its foundation, and whether or not there was a basement. But still pretty cool!

(via Coudal)

Russian submarine game is strangely compelling

All you do is aim and fire. Watch for ships on both sides! So far, I haven’t been able to destroy any ships — hitting them with a torpedo just spins them around and they head back in the opposite direction (like a really old fair shooting gallery).

But that hasn’t stopped me from playing repeatedly. There’s a zen quality to the game. Click on the image below or here to go to the site. Then, click ‘CTAPT’ to start. If anyone manages any other translations, please let me know in the comments!

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Old commercial shows just how far we’ve come

I love watching old ads (I’m deep into Mad Men, partially for this reason) and I got a kick out of this one, for a calculator:

That’s $345 in vintage money — worth probably over $1,000 today — for functionality that is thrown in for free with every cell phone. Heck, I think my ipod has a calculator. You can buy standalone calculators at the dollar store.

Now, prediction time: What expensive technology today will be ultra-cheap in 30 years?

New beer has world’s highest alcohol content — also vies for coolest name

Because I am Canadian, I scoff at beers that contain less than 5% alcohol. So-called “light” beers, which can be as weak as 3%, are like drinking water — watered-down water.

So how about a beer that has 10 times that amount of alcohol? I mean, we’re talking an amount of alcohol that would qualify as hard liquor.

Thank-you, then, to the Scottish brewery BrewDog. They’ve released a beer called Tactical Nuclear Penguin (love the name, btw) with a staggering 32% alchohol content.

Personally, I love the idea. But not everyone does. From the BBC:

Jack Law, of Alcohol Focus Scotland, described it was a “cynical marketing ploy” and said: “We want to know why a brewer would produce a beer almost as strong as whisky.”

Well, if you have to ask, I’d guess you’re not in the target market. Also, I don’t trust anyone with the name “Jack Law.” Too ‘government.’

A label on Tactical Nuclear Penguin says:

This is an extremely strong beer; it should be enjoyed in small servings and with an air of aristocratic nonchalance. In exactly the same manner that you would enjoy a fine whisky, a Frank Zappa album or a visit from a friendly yet anxious ghost.

Unfortunately, the beer is £35 — a tad pricey for my tastes.

For Sale: Unserviced acreage. Quiet, secluded location, no neighbours. Great view. Difficult to access.

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This one comes from regular reader Matt, who asks if I’d care to shell out $30 for an acre of land — on Mars.

Yes, the people from the Lunar Embassy have expanded. At BuyMars.com you can get a gift package (just in time for Christmas shopping) that includes:

Mars Deed copy

Martian Deed: legal document listing the actual location of the purchased property by quadrant, lot number, latitude and longitude.

*Standard Package does not include custom name print on the Martian Deed. Custom name print is included in a Premium & Deluxe Package.

Martian Map: marks a dot showing the exact location of the purchased property by quadrant, lot number, latitude and longitude.

Martian Codes Covenants and Restrictions: single page outlining the important facts such as a preamble, our mission, articles 1-8 of covenants and restrictions, and epilogue.

Custom Packaging: all documents are packaged in an attractive, futuristic envelope designed to enhance the experience of gift giving.

*Standard Package does not come wrapped in a gift box. Custom Packaging display may vary.

Wikipedia has a strangely sparse article on the legalities of private ownership of space, but my guess is that, when it gets finally settled (ha!) in court, the doctrine of possession being nine-tenths of the law will come into play. Ie. If you have the deed, great — if you’re there. If you’re stuck here on Earth, and your Mars Acre happens to be where the Russia-China consortium wants to build their Mars Base (I propose the term “Marsoleum”), then you’re going to be Es Oh El.

(thanks Matt!)

Shine on, you crazy diamonds

This optical illusion tripped me out. I watched it several times, and eventually I resorted to holding fingers up over the screen convincing myself that what happened was real.

If you look really closely (and once you know it, it’s easier to see) the diamonds are not actually solid colour. Each diamond is a gradient — slightly darker on the bottom, slightly lighter up top — and your eye makes adjustments that make them seem solid.

I kept hoping that the guy in the video would turn the one diamond upside-down, to break the illusion, but he never did.

Here’s another, similar one:

Crazy, hey? These are both embedded on this, Spanish, site. But I was pointed in their direction via BoingBoing.

‘Can you send that logo over in electron form, at the highest granularity you have.’

Although graphic design is not my full-time job, I like to think that I have an appreciation for design and designers. Clients From Hell is a Tumbler site that promises “A collection of anonymously contributed client horror stories from designers.”

It made me laugh.

The quote I’m using as a headline was one. Sounded like Mr. Burns, to me. Another that I liked was:

Client: We love our new building and we thought it would be great to have pictures of it in all four seasons from the exact same angle.

Photographer: That sounds like a really cool project.

Client: Great! So what are the chances having those ready for our convention next month?

And this one:

We don’t like the font in the logo - could you use the one Microsoft use in their software…I think it’s called Arial. I think everyone likes that one - you see it everywhere.

But there’s tons.

How to take a Facebook picture as if you’re a teenager

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10) The I-Have-My-Mouth-Open-in-Every-Picture-And-Still-Look-Sexy

There are some teens that literally never close their mouth. It’s like they are saying “hey” in every picture.

A blog post on RadicalParenting.com made me laugh — it’s a list of the most-popular poses for teenager photos on Facebook. Of course, they miss the classic self-portrait-where-you-can-see-my-arm and the self-portrait-where-you-can-see-my-arm-but-not-as-much-because-I’m-taking-it-from-way-up-high-at-an-extreme-angle versions, but they cover most of their bases.

They also don’t mention the latest fad, which is apparently to Photoshop all these pictures within an inch of their life, cranking up the contrast and saturation so that all your pimples are blown out.

But of course, this is just the latest thing. Teenagerdom has always been a classic Catch-22 — you’re caught up in the irony of having to be so independent as an individual yet be exactly like your peers.

I’m not trying to be the cranky old man — it made me mopey and pissed off at my parents, too.

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